Thursday, May 15, 2008

life with gramma



so from the ages of 8-18 i lived with my grandparents. and then moved back in after college, during my 22nd and 23rd years of life.

living with grandpa was a dream. when we {my cousins and i} were kids he'd play hide and go seek with us. he was always the seeker. one time i hid behind the velvet orange living room curtain and after an hour or so he gave up looking for me. so i came out and he named me "the best hider he'd ever played with." i loved that.

now living with gramma was a different story. she has the exact personality that drove me insane. she was interested, concerned, accommodating, kind, worried, and a questioner. sounds like the perfect grandma right? well i, especially as a teenager, just wanted to be left alone.

there were many a night when i would go to bed, the lights would be out, my door closed and then a knock, the door would open and there she was "lizzie, is there something wrong?" then sheilding my eyes from the lighted hallway, "no gramma, i'm fine. just tired." "okay dear." the door closes only to be opened again 5 minutes later {this time without a knock} "are you sure there's nothing wrong?" "yes, gramma. i just want to go to sleep." "alright dear." a few minutes later the door opens once again, i beat her to the punch and say "please, can i just go to sleep? i have to wake up in 5 hours." "yes, dear." and then one last time, for good measure... "if you ever want to talk about what's bothering you, you can." "alright. thanks gramma. goodnight." "goodnight"

one thing about gramma though, she's funny. sometimes on purpose, sometimes on accident. here are a few of my favorite examples:

  • my grandpa, being a composer, had an article written about him in the newspaper when he turned 100 years old. well i came home that day and gramma had a slight cold at the time so her voice was a little raspy when she held up the paper and exclaimed "in the paper, your grandpa is." she sounded just like yoda. hehe.
  • another time a bunch of my cousins and i were playing a card game around the kitchen table. we had the tv on and gramma was doing dishes while watching the tv when a commerical came on. i think it was for some local car dealership. anyway for some reason it had a midget dancing on a table. gramma looked up from the dishes just in time to see it and said in a very matter-of-fact tone "ha, look at that little guy."
  • this last one just happened a few weeks ago and goes with the picture above. so my gramma starts yelling for my dad. "Richard! Richard! Richard!" he comes running into the kitchen. "What is it?!" "Someone's taken my little girl." my dad thinking she's talking about the grandkids replies "No, mom they live across the street." now with more frustration in her voice "No, my little girl that I had in this" as she holds up the lid of the utensil crate from the dishwasher {the blue thing pictured above}. then she says "Someone took my cute little girl and i want her back." well my dad confessed that he had seen the display {pictured above} and thought one of the grandkids had done that and left it on the counter so he went and retrieved the little girl out of the toy box and now gramma's display greets everyone who comes to visit.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh liz i am dying! i haven't been blogging, or rather, blog stalking in forev. it is nice to read your refreshing, darling, touching, and hilar. posts.

Treat Queen said...

I love the funny things people do and say

LA GUERA SALSERA said...

Liz!!!! You know I love nothing more than stories of you and your grandparents! I think you could puclish a book of those experiences alone...SOOOO funny! I especially love gramma asking you what's wrong 500 times, and ofcourse I LOVE grandma's new countertop decoration :) Can't blame her, that little girl is pretty cute. Yes, I also meant to comment on your last post but didn't quite know how to respond. But I know your mother is proud of the amazing woman you've become :)

Sassy Rachel said...

Ok that is so hilarious about the little girl. I'm just giggling...probably more so b/c I have witnessed myself the darlingness of your little gramma. Wow, what a hoot!

Lindsay said...

Church buddies, Noni buddies, Visiting teaching buddies, friends, now blogging buddies. Wow am I lucky. Love the blog.

Anonymous said...

Oh, your sweet grandma. She is so cute!!! And so is her little girl:) I love hearing your stories about her. haha

Lacy said...

Pure hilarity. I love it.

The Benches said...

This is good stuff liz. That little girl is so funny!

Michelle said...

Did you hear the one Kathy said on Mother's Day?
Kathy had visited all day and was ready to go home and couldn't find her keys. She looked everywhere and finally was going to call home and get someone to come get her. Grandma said, "Kathy, feel my heart." Kathy said it felt fine. Grandma said to feel it again. The keys were there in Grandma's cleavage! "I just had such a great time with you I didn't want you to go home." She's funny!

Navylangs said...

Lizzie,

I am wayyyyy too late to this blog. The Helen stories are making me cry because I am laughing so hard. I have a good one...

The time she wouldn't let me leave until she made me lunch. After arguing about it, we decided on Toasted Tuna - one of her specialties. Long story short; mine was just "toasted" - some how she failed to use the "tuna" ingredient part of the "toasted tuna".

Dave